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  • Name: Eli
  • Age: 20
  • Title: Content
  • Title: Content
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mairauders:

kids are not supposed to die at school. parents are not supposed to drop their children off at school and then get texts like, “mom if i dont make it out of this, know that i love you and appreciate everything youve done for me”. being in high school is not supposed to be a death sentence. yes, america, you fought for your independance. yes, you won. you’re a free country. but you’re not a safe country. power is not supposed to be more valuable than a human life.

(Source: mairauders)

flawlessqueensofthrones:

Emilia Clarke for IO Donna Magazine, 2018

fake:

thoughtsofdog:

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

by far the funniest thing on this site is when people said “stupid is a slur, instead use [synonym for stupid]” and everyone thought it was super progressive

bendyworksatstarbucks:

snajey:

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*sips tea*
Let this spread all over Tumblr.

reapfist:

itsthighnoon:

its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I was washing my hair a little while ago and remembered a moment from preschool. A few of my classmates were playing pretend and deciding upon the characters they would be embodying.

I, of course, insisted that I would be a knight. The girls had no problem with this - they liked being picked up and carried back and forth across puddles, which was my go-to chivalrous feat of strength whenever we played pretend games like that. More importantly, it meant less competition for the coveted role of princess.

They went back and forth arguing about who should be the princess during the game, each one making a case for why she deserved the gig. Somehow they decided that the princess must be the girl with the longest hair - infallible logic. They ended up deciding that the only fair way to judge hair length was by pulling out a single strand from each of their heads and comparing the length… which piqued the interest of another classmate, a little black girl with coily curls, whose single strand of hair turned out to be at least a third longer than anyone else’s straight hairs when she triumphantly stretched it out. This confused and enraged one of the white would-be princesses, but I had read enough fantasy to know that it was exactly the kind of unexpected hero sword-in-the-stone twist that should determine the One True Princess and the rightful heir to my knightly services.

I don’t remember how the game panned out, but at some point there were several princesses and someone decided to upgrade to queen.

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friendswithfangs:

The Tiger 🐅

First project of 2019! I’ve been wanting to do a comic based on this poem for a while. Some further reading on my points of reference if you’re curious!: x, x, x, x

celticpyro:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.

If you slap a sandwich out of my hands and I get pissed it doesn’t mean I’m addicted to eating it just means I was enjoying something and then you had to be an asshole lmao

cow-pea:
“ lolcuteanimals:
“Mangalitsa pig and piglets.
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queen
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cow-pea:

lolcuteanimals:

Mangalitsa pig and piglets.

queen

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